Meet Gabriel’s Revenge
Look, not every great strain comes with a pedigree you can trace back three generations. Sometimes the best shit just… happens. And that’s exactly the case with Gabriel’s Revenge.
We grew this one ourselves right here at Green Truck from genetics by Zennetix Tissue Culture, and honestly? The lineage is a mystery. The genetics? Unknown. But the results? Those speak for themselves.
The Genetics: A Beautiful Question Mark
Here’s the deal: we don’t know where Gabriel’s Revenge came from.
And you know what? We’re okay with that.
We popped what was supposed to be Strawberry Candy from Zennetix, and this absolute unit came up looking nothing like what we expected. Different structure. Different terps. Different everything.
What we do know is that sometimes in cultivation, you get a plant that just does everything right. Amazing structure. Killer terpene profile. Effects that hit exactly how you want them to. And when that happens, you don’t ask too many questions — you just run with it.
This strain has earned its spot in our lineup through sheer performance, mystery genetics and all.
Why “Gabriel’s Revenge” Though?
Simple. Gabriel is one of our cultivators moving over to production, and the grow team wasn’t about to let him leave without a proper sendoff.
So they named this beast after him.
It’s part tribute, part inside joke, part “we’re gonna miss you, man.” The “Revenge” comes from the fact that Gabriel’s leaving behind a strain so damn good, it’s basically his mic drop. He’s gone, but this plant? This plant is making sure nobody forgets his time in the grow room.
That’s love. That’s respect. That’s Gabriel’s Revenge.
What You’re Actually Getting
Grown In-House, By People Who Care: This isn’t some wholesale grab from a random cultivator. We grew Gabriel’s Revenge ourselves, which means we controlled every aspect of its life — from mysterious seed to jar. That’s our guarantee of quality.
Effects That Don’t Mess Around: Gabriel’s Revenge isn’t here to play. This is a heavy hitter with effects that come on strong and stick around. Whether you’re looking to unwind after a brutal day or just want to sink into your couch and forget the world exists, this one delivers.
A Flavor Profile That Keeps You Guessing: Just like its genetics, the flavor is complex and a little mysterious. You’re getting earthy, pungent notes with hints of something sweet and almost spicy. It’s not trying to taste like candy — it’s trying to taste like good weed. And it succeeds.
Consistency From Our Own Garden: Because we’re growing this ourselves, you’re getting the same quality every single time. We’re not at the mercy of someone else’s grow practices. This is our baby, and we’re not letting it leave the house looking anything less than perfect.
Who’s This For?
Gabriel’s Revenge is for people who:
- Appreciate a good mystery and don’t need a full family tree to enjoy great cannabis
- Want something strong that actually backs up the hype
- Trust the grower more than they trust a fancy lineage chart
- Like supporting local and knowing exactly where their weed comes from
- Are experienced users looking for something that’ll actually impress them
- Don’t give a shit about trends — you just want it to be good
If you’re the type who needs to know every detail about a strain’s ancestry before trying it, this might not be your move. But if you’re willing to trust the plant and the people who grew it? You’re gonna love this.
Why We’re Excited About This
We could easily stock our shelves with name-brand strains that have Instagram-ready lineages and marketing teams behind them. Sometimes we do. But there’s something special about growing our own and discovering something unexpected.
Gabriel’s Revenge represents what we love about cannabis cultivation: sometimes you take a chance, put in the work, and end up with something remarkable. No fancy breeding program. No celebrity endorsement. Just good growing and a plant that decided to be exceptional.
That’s authentic. That’s real. And that’s what we’re about.
Coming Soon to Green Truck
Gabriel’s Revenge isn’t on our shelves just yet, but it’s coming. We’re in the final stages of dialing everything in, and when it drops, you’ll be the first to know.
Keep an eye on our menu. Follow us for updates. And get ready to meet a strain that proves you don’t need to know everything about something to know it’s damn good.
