Meet Grease Bucket
Some strains are polite. Grease Bucket is not one of them. This is a heavy-hitting, flavor-forward powerhouse that doesn’t apologize for what it is. If you’re looking for something subtle, keep scrolling. But if you want a strain with serious presence and even more serious genetics, pay attention.
The Genetics: A Collision of Legends
Grease Bucket is what happens when Garlic Cookies meets Banana Punch — and honestly, that combo shouldn’t work as well as it does. But leave it to Zennetix Tissue Culture to take two wildly different profiles and create something that absolutely slaps.
Garlic Cookies brings that funky, savory, almost pungent kick that’s become legendary in its own right. Banana Punch adds tropical sweetness and depth. Together? You get complexity that keeps you coming back.
And because this is Zennetix we’re talking about, you already know the deal: tissue culture breeding means every plant is genetically identical, clean, and consistent. No guesswork. No contamination. Just precision genetics from people who treat cultivation like the science it is.
What You’re Actually Getting
Bold Flavor Profile: Let’s be clear — Grease Bucket is not for people who want their weed to taste like candy. You’re getting funky, garlicky, savory notes up front with hints of tropical fruit on the backend. It’s complex, it’s loud, and it’s polarizing in the best way. If you appreciate unique terps, this is your jam.
Heavy Effects: This isn’t a “maybe you’ll feel something” strain. Grease Bucket hits, and it hits hard. Expect deep relaxation, serious body effects, and the kind of experience that makes you understand why people are obsessed with potent indicas. Plan accordingly.
Zennetix Excellence: At this point, you know what Zennetix brings to the table. They’re not playing around with basement grows or cutting corners. They’re in the lab, perfecting genetics, ensuring every batch delivers the same powerful experience. That’s the kind of quality control we demand, and it’s exactly what you’re getting with Grease Bucket.
Who’s This For?
Grease Bucket is your move if you’re:
- A terp hunter who wants flavors that actually stand out
- Looking for serious potency and can handle heavy effects
- An evening/nighttime user who wants deep relaxation
- Experienced with cannabis and ready for something that doesn’t mess around
- Over boring, generic strains and want something with actual character
- Dealing with serious tension or discomfort and need real relief
If you’re new to cannabis or prefer mild, easy-going strains, maybe work your way up to this one. But if you know what you’re doing and want something that hits hard, Grease Bucket delivers.
Why We’re Proud to Carry This
Look, Grease Bucket isn’t going to be everyone’s cup of tea. And that’s fine. We’re not trying to be everything to everyone. What we are trying to do is bring you strains with real personality, real genetics, and real effects. Grease Bucket checks those boxes in bold, underlined letters.
Working with Zennetix Tissue Culture continues to be one of the best decisions we’ve made. They share our obsession with quality, our refusal to settle for “good enough,” and our belief that cannabis cultivation should be treated like the craft it is. When they perfect a strain like Grease Bucket, we’re honored to put it in front of you.
Coming Soon: See If You Can Handle It
Grease Bucket will be hitting our Green Truck recreational locations soon. When it drops, come talk to our team. We’ll give you the real rundown on what to expect, help you figure out if this is the right fit, and answer any questions you’ve got.
Keep an eye on our menu — this one’s worth the wait.
